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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

A Short Q&A With Maggielassie

                                                                        MAGGIELASSIE



1. Why did you start writing?
To be able to express myself about the way I wanted characters to be like and create new things that happened to them, as well as explore their erotic side (as I did in my Seasonal Passion series).

2. If you had to do it all over again would you still write?
Yes, it’s a fun experience.

3. Once you’ve written a story do you ever read it again?
I think at least once, yes.

4. How did you start writing Xena fan fiction?
I totally loved detecting the Xena/Gabrielle subtext on XWP. Thus writing and reading X/G femslash is a way for me to deepen the subtext, and explore the beauty of this warrior/bard relationship in further depth. I totally hated FIN and some elements of the (Season 3) rift, and I tried (as a writer) to heal some wounds through writing follow-up to those XWP stories.

5. Is your muse a constant companion, or does it abandon you for long periods of time?
It is often one, thankfully.

6. How do you feel about sequels?
Sequels are just like any other kinds of stories. So long as they’re well-made, I can find them interesting too.

7. Is writing a quiet thing for you, where there can't be any noise or conversation going on?
It can be, but when I’m focused I can simply ignore some level of noise if that’s not too annoying.

8. Do you prefer to write/read romance, angst, horror etc, etc?
I prefer writing/reading lesbian romance or femslash.

9. What usually sparks a story idea for you?
Elements I want in it that would make a good story.

10. Do you write a story straight through, or do you write in pieces, then put it all together.
I write a story from beginning to end.

11. What advice can you give to future writers?
Please try to make portrayals of lesbian relationships that are loving, respectful and decent with regards to the characters involved.

12. What has the show Xena meant to you?
I love films and shows that feature strong women and/or lesbians, and XWP was awesome to me. I fell in love with the Xena/Gabrielle characters. They were easy to relate to, and they shared such an important, emotionally fulfilling relationship together.

13. How do you feel about the way it ended?
I hated FIN, and I usually ignore it most of the time.

14. How real are your characters to you?
Very real, very recognisable as far as I’m concerned.

15. Do your characters speak to you?
When I imagine being one of them to be with the other, yes.

16. Are you in control of your story, or do the characters run the show?
A bit of both. I like making them do what I want them to though, but I try to stick to the original characterisation too.

17. How would you feel about another writer giving one of your characters a cameo in their story?
That would be nice, and funny.

18. Has online writing changed your life in any way?
Not really, as you don’t get much feedback these days in the Xenaverse (except from close friends). It’s good to see the stories up there though. I have a website:  http://maggielassie.wordpress.com/ And I’m currently working on writing my first uber fanfic.

19. Have you ever been stalked on the internet by an overzealous fan?
No.

20. Which one of your online stories is your favorite?
That’s difficult to answer. I like them all in their own way. What Matters Most is not necessarily my favourite one, but it was certainly strongly heartfelt in attempting to repair the damage of the rift.

21. Do you write your stories straight through or do have a lot of rewrites?
I go back and touch up scenes sometimes, yes, before it all gets released.

22. Is there ever a point in your writing where you get stuck each and every time? How do you get out of it?
Yes, not having enough information about a particular thing, but Google searches are a good remedy to that.

23. Which part of the writing process do you enjoy the most and why?
When it’s finished and you know it’s gonna be out there soon –as writing on your own can be a very isolating experience.

24. When you're working on a story are you obsessed with it until it's done?
A bit.

25. Who are your favorite top five writers? Online or published.
I’ll stick to online writers for this answer. I’ve mostly read Xena/Gabrielle Classic alternative stories rather than Uber, so my favourite Classic alt (not Uber) writers are Rebecca Hall (a.k.a. Storm; she wrote Heaven Down Here, my favourite first time story ever), My Osage, Patricia L. Givens, Jenbob (author of A Fine Line, one of the best fanfic stories I’ve ever read) and BL Miller.

26. The song says "Who rules the world? Girls". If that were true would the world be a better place?
Oh yes, definitely, because the world is a pile of horrible mess when guys rule it. ;)

27. Where do your ideas come from?
I have various sources of inspiration during my writing. What I’ve learned from lesbian experience of course, but what I’ve learned from feminism also.

28. What do you enjoy most about writing?
Developing characters, living the daydream, imagining you’re in the characters’ skin and knowing what to do or say, how to act.

29. Do you read books for pleasure while you are writing?
I do read books sometimes, including lesbian books.

30. Do you have a favorite Greek God?
Nope.

31. Have you created a character that you would like to meet? 
Yes, Alkaia and Bremusa from Sapphic Night Fever.

32. Do you have a pet peeve?
Yes, strongly unequal & oppressive gendered roles and norms within lesbian relationships, how best to break free from them and to what degree it is possible when writing within the context of a patriarchal society. I mean, there’s bound to be some degree of dom/sub dynamics when writing Xena and Gabrielle, but I personally don’t believe it necessarily ‘have to’ be strong and could be reversed easily at times.

33. What do you see yourself doing in the future?
Finding a decent job with my social science degree, I guess. I don’t know what yet though.

34. What is your favorite word?
Female.

35. What is your least favorite word?
Machismo.

36. What turns you on?
Xena and Gabrielle, and other lesbian couples from some of my lesbian movies in independent cinema.

37. What turns you off?
Strong imbalance of power within a lesbian relationship, e.g. mistress/slave sorts of dynamics. I prefer more sexual egalitarianism between two women in love.

38. What sound or noise do you love?
A cat purring.

39. What sound or noise do you hate?
Pneumatic drills.

40. What is your favorite curse word?
‘Fuck’ for anger or surprise emphases, but I would never use this sort of f word to describe lesbian sexuality and therefore it’s a complete turn-off for me when I read it in other people’s works to describe two women sleeping together (‘making love’ is  a much better term).

41. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I don’t know.

42. What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
Dead end jobs.

43. If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’m a proud atheist, so I’d rather believe in Mother Nature instead.




Here is maggielassie's Favorite story. It's the 3rd story in the Seasonal Passion series:
What Matters Most
Post-rift. After Gabrielle chose to keep her memories, a particularly painful one soon comes to haunt her again unexpectedly, in her sleep. After Xena wakes the bard up from a nightmare twice in the same night, the Warrior Princess realises that she might have to deal with the fact that her younger lover is probably subconsciously traumatised by a particular past event.
http://www.academyofbards.org/fanfic/m/maggielassie_whatmattersmost.html

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

A Controversial Conqueror

Recently a really cool lady that goes by the name Warriorjudge was invited to participate in a podcast. Her first one ever. The topic of discussion was her Conqueror series. Now, of course Warriorjudge thought she was going to be interviewed by people that at least liked the series. Weeell, that’s not what she got. The first question was asked, and when the writer disagreed with the interviewer’s interpretation of the conqueror’s sexual relationship with her slave, things got kind of hairy.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit that this conqueror can be perceived as a sadistic brute, and she can be hard to read, especially when the unconventional sexual practices come into play, but put that aside because those parts don’t have to be read, they can be skipped over if that‘s not your thing. I think there was a missed opportunity here. Having the person that created these stories right there with you puts you in the the unique position of getting her to help you understand her vision by delving into her mind, and getting a guided tour through the landscape of the world she imagined. What I don't understand is wasting that opportunity by telling the writer the many and varied ways she could have made the story better. It’s insulting.

This depiction of Xena is not warm and fuzzy. To be honest, I’m surprised that she was actually able to love Gabrielle at all. I could be wrong here, but I think that one of the reasons Xena was so brutal with Gabrielle in the beginning of the story was because that’s how angry she was about losing control of her emotions. So she took her pound of flesh from the person that was the cause of that loss of control. It sounds barbaric, and it is, but that was how the conqueror medicated herself. I think.  

Some say this conqueror is emotionally unavailable, hard, unbending, controlling. I say she’s all of those things and more. But let’s suppose that Xena had been able to conqueror the world. Do you really think she would have been all sweetness and light? She wasn’t those things when she was a warlord. She certainly wouldn’t have been that way once she held the power to rule.

Also, we must remember, this is the same woman who killed the Amazon leaders to gain the power she would need to destroy nations. This is the woman that staked the heads of her enemies on sticks, and lined them along the road for all to see. This is the woman who had Gabrielle crucified, and her legs broken for speaking out. This is the woman whose battle cry was “Kill ’em all!” And that’s the way the television writers wrote her. Warriorjudge didn’t create that person.

Do you seriously think that person would all of a sudden become someone else once she gained control? That she would become an open book who shared her feelings with anyone that would listen?

I don’t think so.

I think it was brave of Warriorjudge to write about a character that we all love so much in this particular light, because what I see is a real depiction of the other Xena. The Xena that was going to make everyone pay. The Xena that Caesar betrayed, and set loose on the world.

I know everyone wants Xena the Conqueror to meet the slave Gabrielle, and have Gabrielle’s love change her into a different person. Heck, I like those stories too. They’re my favorite kind of conqueror story to read. But this one is also good, and in its own way it tells that same story. Gabrielle’s love does change Xena, it’s just a private change. For their eyes only.

I suggest that the readers look past the parts you don’t like, and give the series a chance in its entirety. You might find a real gem. Especially the third story, Princess of the Realm. I also suggest you read these stories with an open mind, and a “what if that other Xena had become the conqueror” attitude. I think you will either love it or hate it, but I guarantee you won’t forget it. And who knows? Along the way you might find yourself pleasantly surprised by the journey.




Warning: These stories are sexually explicit and depicts sex acts that are harsh and brutal. If you are under age, or sensitive to to the subject matter, do not read. Because of the story content the links to the stories have not been included in this post. (blog rules)


Lord Conqueror of the Realm - 240 pages
Xena the Conqueror purchases Gabrielle, a young body slave - these are the chronicles of their lives.


Queen of the Realm - 200 pages
This story is a sequel to the story "Lord Conqueror of the Realm." The Conqueror, Queen Gabrielle and their daughter Princess Athena travel together to Amazon lands in order to catch the one responsible for a series of mysterious attacks committed against the Amazons, threatening to disturb the peace in the region. While there a major event occurs that drives a wedge between the Conqueror and Queen Gabrielle, which forces them to examine their complex relationship.


Princess of the Realm - 305 pages and counting (ongoing)
Queen Gabrielle is with child and the Conqueror is anxious. Instability in the north behooves the Conqueror to make a momentous decision which greatly effects her firstborn's life and drives a wedge between her and her family creating discord that threatens to destroy her Empire.

Monday, July 29, 2013

A Short Q&A With Ali Vali

                                                                                 ALI VALI




1. Why did you start writing?
Surprisingly enough, the answer is Harry Potter. Around when the third book in that series came out, my partner gave them to me as a Christmas present, and when I opened the box, I seriously thought she’d lost her mind. I’d thought them to be children’s books, but after about three chapters I was hooked. Those books made me want to try and see if I could put something down that was a complete story that was longer than a business letter, and from that Ramses and Sarah were born in my head.

After I posted it, I didn’t really think I’d get any response but I was surprised again. The majority of the comments were good, and it gave me the opportunity to meet some really nice people since. All in all I’ve been truly blessed.

2. If you had to do it all over again would you still write?
Considering the amazing experiences I’ve had because I write, I wouldn’t change a thing if I had it to do over again. Anyone who’s met me knows I love a good tale and I’ve told quite a few, but it’s listening to the readers at events like Women’s Week in Ptown, the Lone Star Lesfic Festival in Austin, or GCLS that really are humbling. An example is the conversations I’ve  had over Carly’s Sound.

I wrote that book because of the pent up emotions I had because of my partner’s cancer. Our story ended thankfully on a good note. She’s been in remission for over 18 years, but I’ve had so many conversations with women who lost their loved ones to cancer, and the book touched them. Every time I sit and talk to someone like that it’s an honor that they share their story, and so humbling that they enjoyed my work.

3. Once you’ve written a story do you ever sit down and read it for enjoyment?
Sometimes I think it’s kind of a sign of ego to say you do go back and reread your own stuff for enjoyment, but on occasion I do. Perhaps not the entire book or story, but parts of them that have special meaning for me and it gives me ideas on how to go forward. That’s especially true of the Devil series. There’s a lot happening in those books and a huge cast of characters so rereading does help as the series continues.

4. How did you start writing Xena fan fiction?
The Xena fan fiction was something I actually found by accident. I was on Google trying to find out if Renee O’Connor had renewed her contract after the season ended with her falling in that pit. What a wondrous thing when I found names like Radclyffe, Kim Baldwin, Missy Good, LJ Maas and the other vast talent that had penned either Xena stories or had gone in a more uber direction. Between reading all that and the whole Harry Potter thing, I thought I’d throw my words on the pile and see what would happen.

5. Is your muse a constant companion, or does it abandon you for long periods of time?
Living around New Orleans my muse is constantly with me either sitting on my head on hanging off my shoulders. The stories and the characters are always there whispering what comes next, but not in a crazy I need lots of medication kind of way. I’ve gotten used to the clamor for attention they all want.

6. How do you feel about sequels?
LOVE SEQUELS. Cain Casey would be in a sorry state if I didn’t (she said laughing out loud). They are interesting to write, so maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t know that going in. What I mean is, the whole balance of telling a new story while reviewing what happened in the last book so new readers aren’t completely lost.

Even if I didn’t write a series, I love sequels as a whole especially when it’s characters I love. Reading a book that touches you because of the characters always makes me sad in a way when I get to the end, and you know there is no more. I have that burning need to know what happens next, and from some of the events I’ve attended, I’m glad to know I’m not alone in that. Sequels give you that satisfaction that the relationship you have with these characters will go on.

7. Is writing a quiet thing for you, where there can't be any noise or conversation going on?
My life hasn’t been really quiet for a while now so I’m glad I can write anywhere. One of my favorite places actually is at the mall while my partner shops and runs errands. Some of those secondary characters in my books are plucked right out of the crowd that’s walking by, so beware of a woman with a pen in her hand if you’re out on a Saturday in and around New Orleans. Most people never believe me that I write all the books out longhand but that is the case, and quite a few of you saw that in action last year in Ptown as I finished The Devil’s Orchard. I was on a deadline so I wrote whenever I could.

8. Do you prefer to write/read romance, angst, horror etc, etc?
Even though some of my characters are violent people, I’ve always considered them romantic, so I love a good romance with a tiny bit of angst thrown in.

9. What usually sparks a story idea for you?
Just about anything really. Going back to Carly’s Sound, that one was the most profound that I can remember. My partner had just finished chemo and through the year of treatment I was always upbeat, trying to make her laugh at every opportunity, and never tried to show the bone-deep fear that kept me up most nights. The diagnosis, the surgery, and all that came after was so fast that at times I thought it was happening to someone else, but it finally came to an end—well sort of.

The treatment ends, but the waiting, worrying, and the fear began anew because you have to see if the treatment worked. Will this crap come back? Will I lose the one person in my life that makes it worth living? You try not to but it’s like a shadow that follows you and you can’t shake it.

About a month after her treatment ended we were at a Billy Joel concert and he’s up there singing Only the Good Die Young, and my beautiful partner is on her feet dancing and singing at the top of her lungs along with the rest of the crowd. It was the first time in so long that she wasn’t sick, exhausted, and beat down by the chemo and everything she’d been through and it was such a gift.

In that one second Carly came to me in a complete package and it took me less than a month to write the first draft from beginning to end. That book isn’t about us per say, but it summed up for me what our life is now, and it is the meaning of that book. We faced something scary that we never expected to come along, but it taught us to appreciate what we have, and going forward never to take anything for granted. We were never really rigid people, but now we never turn down an opportunity to have fun.

10. Where do your ideas come from?
Most of the time, the books come from something I find interesting, or really like and there aren’t any books out there in lesbian literature that fit that genre. The Godfather is one of my favorite books, and movies, so I wrote my version of the mob.

11. What advice can you give to future writers?
Write what you’re passionate about, and take the advice that’s offered to you if you are interested in getting your work published. What I mean is no one but you knows the blood and sweat you put into each word, but if a publisher wants you to cut some of them out or rework the piece, listen to their advice, it’s invaluable. But you have to believe in the work before anyone else will so put your heart on the page.

Another important piece to everything I write is my beta readers. Try and find someone who’ll read your work with an eye to improving your craft, and don’t egg their house if you don’t like what you hear. Trust me, I scream at the screen every time I go through the editing process but my editor, Shelley Thrasher always shows up prominently in my acknowledgements for good reason. We go round and round sometimes but Shelley is an excellent teacher and she gives the stories the polish that makes them better.

12. What has the show Xena meant to you?
I loved that show because of the interaction between Xena and Gabrielle. The relationship, the friendship came through every week, and I still miss it. The good thing was that the community that loved it along with me hasn’t disappeared along with it, and the stories it sparked people to write are still out there for all of us to enjoy.

13. How do you feel about the way it ended?
I never watched the last two episodes because I can’t believe that’s all they could think to do with the characters. To me it was insulting to the fans that supported the show and the cast for so long.

14. How real are your characters to you?
When I found myself taking time out of my work day to Google for any clues that Gabrielle didn’t die in a fiery pit, I knew I was invested. And they live on in so many of my favorite stories, so they aren’t completely fictional.

15. Do your characters speak to you?
All the time, but I’m not complaining. I think the day they stop so will the stories that usually come with them.

16. Are you in control of your story, or do the characters run the show?
We’re a team. I usually come up with a general idea and the beginning, the characters take over in the middle and the end. I’m what’s called a panster in that I write by the seat of my pants. When I start it’s like having a road map with only a starting point and a general direction you want to end up. There’s no plotting and agonizing on how you will get to the destination, but more of a I’m going to enjoy the scenery and the experience along the way.

17. How would you feel about another writer giving one of your characters a cameo in their story?
What a great question. I’ve never really considered it, and so far no one’s asked. The characters are all such a part of me that I’m not sure how I would feel about that.

18. Has online writing changed your life in any way?
I started online and I’ve never forgotten the friends and notes I’ve gotten along the way. The folks who read my stuff not only welcomed me, but they sent notes of encouragement when my mom got sick, and warm words when she passed. There are so many more friends I have now because of the stories I posted, and I’m forever grateful for that.

19. Have you ever been stalked on the internet by an overzealous fan?
Overzealous I don’t really mind in an “I love your work” kind of way, but yes, and it’s not been fun. I never try to be rude or insult anyone, but one person stands out as making me worry if I were to ever meet her on the street somewhere. Aside from that everyone else has been great.

20. Which one of your online stories is your favorite?
Ooh, that’s like asking which kid like best if I had any, but if I have to pick a story I’d say the two with Harry and Desi. How Do You Mend A Broken Heart and All It Took Was You were some of my first, but the characters are still some of my favorites.

21. Do you do a lot of rewrites?
Not so much rewrites as much as editing as I go. I’ll write a section go back and read, take some out, fix what’s broken or doesn’t work, then decide if I actually need more to get my point across.

22. Is there ever a point in your writing where you get stuck each and every time? How do you get out of it?
Thankfully, I don’t get stuck often but it does happen. My solution has always been to start something else, as in start writing something completely different and go with that for a few days. After that I go back and reread the part that stumped me and it usually flows from there.

23. Which part of the writing process do you enjoy the most and why?
The characters are the core of any story, and building them and their relationship is my favorite part of the process. If the two leads in any story don’t resonate, the rest of it no matter how well written or action packed, to me anyway, won’t work either. The last book I have out right now is the new Devil and the timeline is right before Katrina. The Devil’s Orchard actually catches the series up to that point in time, so going forward it’s going to be post Katrina New Orleans and all the issues that entails.

What I didn’t count on is the many emails I’ve gotten because Sept Savoie from Calling the Dead, like she has before, makes a pretty big cameo appearance in this book and Cain tells her to find someone to settle down with. In the readers’ minds, Sept is settled, only her relationship in this book hasn’t happened yet. Like I said, it’s humbling to me that the readers care enough about the characters that a hint of problems in a strong relationship warrants an email.

24. When you’re working on a story are you obsessed with it until it’s done?
If you ask me, no absolutely not, but if you ask my partner the answer is an emphatic yes. Maybe just maybe I get a little engrossed until I’m done, but I try to keep it to a minimum. But while I’m cutting grass or sitting in a boring meeting you can bet I’m working on plot as I mow or daydream.

25. Who are your favorite top five writers? Online or published.
I have like 100 so I won’t bore you with a list.

26. The song says “Who rules the world? Girls." If that were true would the world be a better place?
Definitely so. We certainly wouldn’t have screwed it up as well as the men have up to now.

27. Do you write a story straight through, or do you write in pieces, then put it all together.
Usually straight through. I’ve written in pieces, but it’s hard to keep the story tight if I do it like that so I try to finish what I start.

28. What do you enjoy most about writing?
The ability to construct different worlds and people in my head and get them down on paper. As a kid I loved to read because of the different places books took me, so it’s nice to give that to others now.

29. Do you read books for pleasure while you are writing?
Yes, I read all the time, sometimes too much. I love holding books, but I have to admit I’m addicted to my iPad now. iBooks is a wonderful thing and I find I read faster.

30. Do you have a favorite Greek God?
Aphrodite hands down.

31. Have you created a character that you would like to meet?
That's an easy one, I'd go with Cain.

32. Do you have a pet peeve?
Repetitive noises can drive me to insanity. I’ve got a few more but that one is the top of the list.

33. What do you see yourself doing in the future?
Pretty much the same thing. I love my partner, my job, I love to write, and my life in general so there isn’t much I’d change about it.

34. What is your favorite word?
Family.

35. What is your least favorite word?
Don’t have one.

36. What turns you on?
If you mean in life, it’s learning new things and seeing new places. If you mean intimately, I’d tell you but then my partner would kill you right after she walks over my dead cold body.

37. What turns you off?
Mean people.

38. What sound or noise do you love?
My partner’s laugh, and the roar of the crowd on a Saturday night in Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge.

39. What sound or noise do you hate?
The alarm clock in the morning, and anything really irritating that goes on and on and on.

40. What is your favorite curse word?
I can use the f word in any situation, but shit is my go to when the other might be too harsh.

41. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Landscaper. I love working in the yard, and I’d start tomorrow if I had a chance to make a decent enough living at it.

42. What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
Pole dancing.

43. If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Come in, first, followed by the answers to all the mysteries I’ve always wondered about. Who killed JFK if indeed there was a conspiracy, where’s Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, what’s the government hiding at Area 51, and so on.




Here is Ali Vali's favorite story:

How Do You Mend A Broken Heart   
Do you remember your first love? Harry Basantes did. She remembered with vivid clarity the way young love could break your heart leaving you empty inside. Would seeing the object of her pain and desire sixteen years later drive Harry to forgiveness, or would it be her turn to walk away without explanations? Only one way to find out.
http://www.academyofbards.org/fanfic/a/alivali_howdoyoumendabrokenheart1.html

All It Took Was 
You knew there had to be a sequel to How Do You Mend A Broken Heart, and here it is. Harry and Desi are busy building a life together after Byron and his family have been shipped off to the Angola State Penitentiary. The happy couple are expecting a baby and happy ever after, only in 'All It Took Was You' they get so much more.
http://www.academyofbards.org/fanfic/a/alivali_allittookwasyou1.html

Belle Of The Mist  
Harry and Desi attend a Halloween party dressed as a notorious land pirate and the plantation wife who captures her.
http://www.academyofbards.org/halloween/alivali_bellofthemist.html

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Dreamworker

                                                      Original Air-Date  September 18, 1995





Gabrielle is fantasizing about being a great swordswoman. Xena sees her playing with her sword and isn't impressed. Gabrielle asks Xena to teach her how to use a sword, apparently a conversation they've already had several times. And Xena refuses, again. Xena tells Gabrielle that she doesn't understand what's involved that when you pull a sword you have to be prepared to kill. Gabrielle, missing the point totally, insists she doesn't want to learn to kill, just to survive.



Xena tells her the rules of survival: "Number one: if you can run, run. Number two: if you can't run, surrender and then run. Number three: if you're outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run. Number four: talk your way out of it. Moments later they are attacked by bandits, Xena doesn't take her own advice.



While fighting them, Xena somehow loses her sword, which Gabrielle picks up. Xena has to come to her rescue as the bandits converge on Gabrielle. As the fight ends, Xena killing the last of them, we see two hooded men watching from the undergrowth. They are very impressed, but not with Xena. With Gabrielle. Morpheus will be pleased, he says, revealing Gabrielle is the one.



Xena and Gabrielle ride into town. Gabrielle, still miffed by their earlier argument, wanders off, ostensibly to find some supplies, while Xena seeks out a local trader: she needs a new sharpening stone. The trader is interested in Gabrielle, and when Xena asks where she should report a dead highwayman, he seems relieved when Xena confirms it wasn't Gabrielle that killed him. Before Xena can question him, a blind old man, Elkton, comes into the shop. He wants a new halter for his horse, but the trader refuses to serve him despite Elkton's insistence that he's no longer a mystic. Xena, offended by the trader's attitude, buys a halter and as she leaves the store, places the halter where Elkton can find it.



Meanwhile Gabrielle has found the shop of a swordsmith and is inspecting his wares. The swordsmith seems surprised to see her: he tells her she should be in hiding unless she has no reason to fear Morpheus. Gabrielle can't think of any reason to fear the god of dreams and says so. Instantly, the swordsmith assumes she is a warrior and goes into full salesman-mode. Gabrielle, flattered, plays along, eventually buying a breast dagger, which Xena immediately confiscates. There's a disturbance in town -- all of the people flee to their homes, bolting doors and shuttering windows.



Three warriors attack Xena. She fights them off easily, but when they've gone, so is Gabrielle. A very angry Xena interrogates the trader. All he can tell her is that every Solstice the mystics of Morpheus come down from the mountain and take a young girl...who is never seen again. Xena goes in search of Elkton, remembering he is a former mystic.



Manus, priest of Morpheus, explains to Gabrielle that she has been chosen as Morpheus' bride. To prove herself worthy, she will face a series of challenges, each one a fight to the death. If she survives, she will become the god's bride. Gulp. Gabrielle's in trouble. More trouble than she realizes. From Elkton Xena learns the truth behind Manus' mystical talk: that Gabrielle was chosen for her blood innocence, the fact that she has never killed. The challenges are designed to trick her into taking a life, and the moment she does she will be sacrificed to Morpheus.



Xena asks Elkton to tell her where she can find Gabrielle, but Elkton tells her it's hopeless: the temple is well guarded and by the time she fights her way in, Gabrielle will be dead. Unless...and Elkton reveals his prophetic vision of a woman warrior with a dark past who can fight her way through the Dreamscape Passage to defeat Morpheus. Xena agrees to try it his way. Elkton shows her a way to travel the Dreamscape Passage, a mystical journey through her own mid which will, if she wins through, bring her bodily to the temple of Morpheus. If she fails, she will die.



Entering the Dreamscape, Xena finds herself in darkness. She is surrounded by warriors chanting her name. She protests that she left this life behind her. "You can't change who you are," they taunt. The scene changes, to that of a ruined, smoldering village. Xena meets a man who claims to be one of her victims. "Did you know I had a name?" he asks her. Other figures appear, all villagers slain by Xena's army, all accusing her of crimes. One of them hands her a sword. Kill us, he tells her, and the others repeat it as a chant. Xena takes the sword and smashes it on the ground, telling Morpheus it won't work: That he's using the past of a Xena long dead. The figures vanish. Manus somehow knows that Xena has entered the Dreamscape Passage. He sends warriors to search for Elkton and Xena's body.



Gabrielle's first challenge: She is handed a sword and shown through a door, she has to find her way to the end of the passage. There'll be two men trying to stop you. Stop them first. The passage is hung with muslin-like cloth, meaning that Gabrielle and anyone else in there can see only shadows. Remembering Xena's advice, Gabrielle trick the two warriors into killing each other.



She has passed the test, and is returned to her imprisonment, where she falls asleep. Somehow, Gabrielle meets Xena in her dreams and Xena is able to warn her not to kill. Gabrielle wants to know what's plan B? Xena tells her to use what she's good at to stall: give Xena time to break through the Dreamscape Passage.



Gabrielle is woken by Manus, who tells her to prepare for the next challenge. She tries to stall, but Manus is aware of what Xena is doing. He assures Gabrielle that he has warriors searching for her body: she'll be dead before she can reach the temple. Manus' warriors break into Elkton's hut. Both the mystic and Xena's body are gone. They continue their search. Gabrielle's second challenge: Again she is given a sword, but she discards it at once. Killing is not an option. In a mysterious cavern she is attacked by three warriors. She grabs a spear, breaking off the point, and uses the shaft to defend herself.



Gabrielle realizes she might be able to talk her way out of this one. She tells the warriors she'll take them on one at a time: whichever of them is the best, first. This prompts them to fight each other, to test which of them is the best. Once again, she survives, but now Manus realizes that Gabrielle knows she mustn't kill. "The next challenge," he tells her, "will not have options. You take the life offered you, or you die." In the dreamscape passage, Xena is confronted by the fist man she ever killed, and by the most recent. They taunt her with the knowledge that Gabrielle is going to kill...and what that act could twist her innocent mind into. Xena refuses to be provoked. Recognizing at last that she is within her own mind, she exerts her will to banish the apparitions.



Moving on, she finds the door Elkton described. Now Xena must literally confront her own dark side. "You can't go through that door until you have the key," Dark Xena, aka Doppelganger, taunts her. She tempts Xena with the past, telling her that being good can't last. Xena doesn't believe it. "All through this dreamscape I've been confronted with people I killed in the past and I couldn't bring myself to kill them again...It means I finally get to kill *you*." They fight, but Dark Xena seems physically stronger. Meanwhile, Manus' warriors have found the place where Elkton is guarding Xena's body. They prepare to kill her. Gabrielle's third challenge: she is in a passage with a wall of sharpened stakes moving, forcing her toward an armed warrior. She can either kill the warrior or die between the stakes and his sword. Gabrielle is close to panic. There's a sword on the ground in front of her, but she knows she can't use it.



Dark Xena is taunting her rival. Xena begins to understand: if it wasn't for her dark side she wouldn't be the warrior she is. Whether she likes it or not, she owes everything she is to the darkness in her past. But she can control her dark side. Finally breaking out of the dreamscape passage, Xena appears in the temple, ready to fight. Just in time to save Gabrielle. Manus, desperate to salvage something, orders his warriors to kill them both. Gabrielle throws Xena the sword and Xena fights the warriors off. Later, the local villagers express their gratitude to Xena for making the valley safe again.



Elkton is reinstated as head priest of the mystics, and Morpheus grants him the return of his eyesight. Elkton tells Xena that if she's ever in the area, she's welcome. Fresh from confronting her past crimes, the offer of friendship means a lot to her. Gabrielle, meanwhile, seems to have changed her mind about wanting to learn sword. Xena thinks that's a good idea.



Cast

Lucy Lawless as Xena

Renée O'Connor as Gabrielle

Bruce Hopkings as Termin

Nathaniel Lees as Manus

Patrick Smith as Dolas


Disclaimer
No disclaimer.


Quotes

"All right, the rules of survival: #1. If you can run, run. #2. If you can't run, surrender, then run. #3. If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run. #4..."
"Wait...more running?"
"No, four is where you talk your way out of it, and I know you can do that."
-- Xena and Gabrielle

"The first time you pick up a sword, you become a target. And the moment you kill...everything changes. Everything."
-- Xena

"I'll keep this[breast dagger] for the time being."
"Ha! It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough!"
-- Xena and Gabrielle

"You're lucky the tree was unarmed. You could've been hurt."
-- Xena

"You're trying to slow me down. You're using the past of a Xena long dead. I'm not her anymore!"
-- Xena


Trivia

Xena doesn't use her chakram in this episode.

This is the first episode to handle the dramatic choice between fighting and non-violence with Gabrielle rather than Xena. This will continue to be a central theme in the development of Gabrielle's character in seasons to come.

This is the first episode to introduce the concept of blood innocence. This will play a pivotal role in a later story arc.

This was the fifth episode of the series to be written, but the third to be filmed. "Death in Chains" was the third episode to be written after "Sins of the Past" and "Chariots of War."


Story Recommendation:

The Eleusinian Mysteries by Baermer - 58 pages
Xena is summoned to look into several murders at the festival of Demeter, but it's Gabrielle who is asked to undergo an initiation that may cost the bard her life.
http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/e/eleusinian1.html


The story continues in the Peloponnesian War Series.

The Peloponnesian War Series

Book I: Precursors - 90 pages
Takes place a year after "The Eleusian Mysteries". Gabrielle and Xena return to Eleusis and become caught up in Greek politics.
http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/p/precur1.html

Book II: Poteidaia Under Siege - 91 pages
The Athenian army places Gabrielle's hometown under siege as the two friends help the townsfolk through the difficult months.
http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/s/siege1.html

Book III: The Mytilene Debate - 87 pages
Several Amazons join the companions as they begin their mission to the island of Lesbos to find a missing Ephiny.
http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/m/mytilene1.html

Book IV: The Battle of Amphipolis - 140 pages
Xena and the Amazons are off to rescue Gabrielle, who's been abducted by Athena.
http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/a/amphip1.html

Friday, July 26, 2013

Mel & Janice/Conqueror Crossover



I, Stranger Series by Red Hope

What?! A Mel & Janice/Conqueror crossover?! Who came up with this? Why, Red Hope of course. If you’ve ever wondered how the rough and tumble Janice Covington would fair with a sadistic and cruel Xena the Conqueror, here’s your chance to find out. But I guarantee that none of it will turn out the way that you would expect it to. So, hunker down for a few days, and read this series. Although the fourth story in the series isn’t finished it shouldn’t stop you from enjoying yourself.

And if you’re curious about Red Hope’s thoughts on this series check out her session at the Writer’s Studio, here: http://fanfictionreviews2012.freeforums.org/red-hope-appearing-may-13-17-f91.html

Series List: 

Stranger in a Strange Time - 825 pages
Janice Covington is kidnapped and awakens in the Amazon Nation to discover it isn't 1940 anymore nor is history as correct as she thought it. She is in disbelief to find out that Xena is the tyrannical Conqueror and Gabrielle, the rebel leader, has been crucified. Now her only way home is to face the ruthless ruler with no help and simply faith behind her.
http://wp.me/P3Qr5Y-rM


A Stranger in my Family - 274 pages
The Conqueror and Queen Gabrielle take their trip to Egypt to meet the powerful Queen Cleopatra. Along the trip across the Mediterranean, Gabrielle learns from the Conqueror that her long lost sister, Lila, is still alive and well, but a slave. Quickly Gabrielle becomes less concerned about her vacation in Egypt and more about rescuing her sister from Gurkhan. And the Conqueror for the fist time realizes she cannot simply take what she wants because so much is at stake. Can the Conqueror and Gabrielle safely rescue Lila, who may not even want to be freed?
http://wp.me/P3Qr5Y-rC


A Strange Interlude: I Had a Strange Dream - 31 pages
A brief interlude between A Stranger in my Family and The Stranger of my Heart. Gabrielle spends some quality time with her two favorite nieces. Melpomene plays with Sarah, who goes into meltdown very quickly. Melpomene becomes desperate to calm the baby, and she finds a new toy that Sarah really likes. The Conqueror and Gabrielle though don't find the new toy too fun when they're sent spiraling into another time period.
http://wp.me/P3Qr5Y-rA

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Xena's Funeral Dirge



On the soundtrack the song is titled Burial. It was composed by Lucy Lawless & Joseph LoDuca. The Funeral song was written and sung by Lucy Lawless. It was first used and sung by Lucy in the episode The Path Not Taken. She actually did sing it in all of the episodes it was in, except for the episode Seeds Of Faith when she lip synced it because she was pregnant. Below are the lyrics.

Abu eh.. abu eh id ma 
Stria arlia ajam 
Toddo no rabam 
Naim na em na 
Em do... 

Abu eh... abu eh id ma 
Stria arlia ajam 
Toddo no rabam 
Naim na em na 
Travial em donia 
Xena Burial Lyrics
Ravel a da 

Em de et jadde 
Nam nah em...



Story Recommendation

Fiction by Ana Ortiz
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Xena and Gabrielle ever realized that they were not real, but were fictional characters that can be placed in any situation by anyone that decided to write a story? Well, Anna Ortiz did, and this is how she thought it would play out.
http://www.academyofbards.org/fanfic/a/anaortiz_fiction.html

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A Short Q&A With SX Meagher

                                                                             SX MEAGHER





1. Why did you start writing?
I was reading Xena fan fic, participating in the online community, and got the bug.

2. If you had to do it all over again would you still write?
Of course!

3. Once you’ve written a story do you ever sit down and read it for enjoyment?
I don't read my books once they've been published. I'd find hidden errors, and they'd drive me nuts!

4. How did you start writing Xena fan fiction?
I started to read it, got excited by the "come one, come all" vibe, and tried my hand at it.

5. Is your muse a constant companion, or does it abandon you for long periods of time?
I'm not really sure what a muse is. I don't think I have one, anyway. I write for a living, and you have to go to work even if you're not in the mood <s>.

6. How do you feel about sequels?
I feel pretty good about them. If the story begs for more detail, go for it. Of course, if the story continues just because the writer doesn't want to come up with a new set of characters, not so much.

7. Is writing a quiet thing for you, where there can't be any noise or conversation going on?
I'd prefer a quieter space, but I can work with more noise. I've written in airports, parks, coffee shops, etc.

8. Do you prefer to write/read romance, angst, horror etc, etc?
I write romance. I tend to read general fiction and non-fiction.

9. What usually sparks a story idea for you?
Many different things. Usually I see a situation that interests me, and I want to know more.

10. Where do your ideas come from?
Sometimes I consciously try to think of a situation that would be interesting. Other times, I happen upon something. For instance, I was on a ferry, headed for Cherry Grove, a mostly lesbian enclave on Fire Island, off NYC. The ferry driver that day was a woman. I wondered what it would be like to be a lesbian, having hundreds of woman board your ferry every day. I played with the idea for a while, and eventually wrote a book, called, "Cherry Grove."

11. What advice can you give to future writers?
Give writing a solid, serious try. If, after a few months, you're not hooked, give up. That sounds harsh, but you have to be very motivated to put in the hours required to produce good work. If you're not compelled to do it, you'll never finish.

12. What has the show Xena meant to you?
A lot! I met a bunch of great people, got to experience a huge crush, learned I was interested in writing, and eventually turned that interest into a career.

13. How do you feel about the way it ended?
I understood why TPTB wanted Xena to go out in a blaze of glory--for want of a better word. To them, she was an archetype more than a person, and they thought the only fitting way to take her out was to unleash massive damage onto her. To show she was so powerful and had such a tremendous life force. But I think they ignored the fact that people had a very personal relationship with her character. They didn't see her so much as archetype as friend/crush/icon/. IMO there were better ways to end the series. I could come up with a few just off the top of my head that I'm confident the fans would have preferred. But I believe TPTB were trying to do a good job and be faithful to the character. I just think they failed to understand what a betrayal the finale would be for so many.

14. How real are your characters to you?
Very.

15. Do your characters speak to you?
Not in the sense that we have conversations. But they're in the background all of the time, doing things that make me pay attention.

16. Are you in control of your story, or do the characters run the show?
I'd hope I am, given that I'm them, too <s>.

17. How would you feel about another writer giving one of your characters a cameo in their story?
Fine by me. That's happened a time or two. It'd be okay with me if someone wrote a whole story revolving around one or more of my characters. If someone else can bring them to life--go for it!

18. Has online writing changed your life in any way?
Yes. Online writing and the community surrounding it was a lot more fun than writing for a living. If I'd ever gotten into another show, I might have continued to write fan fic. But Xena was the only show I've been inordinately interested in.

19. Have you ever been stalked on the internet by an overzealous fan?
Of course not.

20. Which one of your online stories is your favorite?
The stories I wrote with Anne Brisk are my favorites. I would have dearly loved to have written a novel with her.

21. Do you have to do a lot of rewrites?
Yes! If someone doesn't, they're either able to function at a much higher-level than I am, or they're not doing their best.

22. Is there ever a point in your writing where you get stuck each and every time? How do you get out of it?
Not really. There are different problems with different books. At some point, you're always going to get stuck, but the spot varies for me.

23. Which part of the writing process do you enjoy the most and why?
I pretty much like all of it. Various parts appeal to different parts of my personality.

24. When you're working on a story are you obsessed with it until it's done?
Pretty much. If I could, I'd have everyone I know reading my daily output and giving me feedback. That would reduce my friends down to none, so that's just a dream <s>.

25. Who are your favorite top five writers? Online or published.
Jane Austin, Richard Ford, George Elliot, Henry James, Edith Wharton are all favorites. I have many more, and they change given the day.

26. The song says "Who rules the world? Girls." If that were true would the world be a better place?
Doubtful. People who want power and control tend to be unpleasantly similar.

27. Do you write a story straight through, or do you write in pieces, then put it all together.
I write scenes, but I tend to write them in chrono order.

28. Do you read books for pleasure while you are writing?
Sure. But that depends on where I am with a book. If I'm writing a first draft, I don't have time to read. I'm writing every chance I get. But when I'm editing, I can do both.

29. Do you have a favorite Greek God?
Nope.

30. Have you created a character that you would like to meet?
Yes. All of them!

31. Do you have a pet peeve?
I have so many peeves I couldn't begin to think of a favorite <s>.

31. What do you see yourself doing in the future?
Exactly what I'm doing now.

32. What is your favorite word?
Yes.

34. What is your least favorite word?
Obviously…no

35. What turns you on?
I could go on all day, but I can't imagine who'd want to know!

36. What turns you off?
People who are rude, mean, uncaring, overly demanding, impolite.

37. What sound or noise do you love?
I love to hear my wife's voice when she's just waking up. She always sounds so happy to greet the day.

38. What sound or noise do you hate?
Dogs barking for long periods of time. I hate it when a dog is clearly distressed and is just left to his own devices.

39. What is your favorite curse word?
Ahh…so many! I curse like a stevedore!

40. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I'm good with what I've got.

41. What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
Politics or dog-fighting. Close call <s>.

42. If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You should see the look on your face!"




Here are SX Meagher's favorite stories:

Cupid by SX Meagher and Anne Brisk - 35 pages
One day Emma brings home a puppy named Cupid to the house she shares with her longtime partner Kate. The dog brings a lot of changes into Emma and Kata's lives.
http://www.academyofbards.org/contest/2002/holiday/sx_ms_cupid.html



Entre Nous by SX Meagher and Anne Brisk - 9 pages
Eleanor is at dinner with a co-worker when she notices a table of young women, one of whom catches her eye. They begin to flirt as they each wonder about the other.
http://www.academyofbards.org/valentine14/sx_ab_entrenous.html


Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Make A Xena & Gabrielle Video



I wish someone would make a light-hearted video about Xena and Gabrielle using this song. The song is "First Day Of My Life" by Bright Eyes, off of their 2005 album I'm Wide Awake It's Morning.


"First Day Of My Life"

This is the first day of my life
Swear I was born right in the doorway
I went out in the rain suddenly everything changed
They're spreading blankets on the beach

Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Now I don't know where I am
I don't know where I've been
But I know where I want to go

And so I thought I'd let you know
That these things take forever
I especially am slow
But I realize that I need you
And I wondered if I could come home

Remember the time you drove all night
Just to meet me in the morning
And I thought it was strange you said everything changed
You felt as if you'd just woke up
And you said "this is the first day of my life
I'm glad I didn't die before I met you
But now I don't care I could go anywhere with you
And I'd probably be happy"

So if you want to be with me
With these things there's no telling
We just have to wait and see
But I'd rather be working for a paycheck
Than waiting to win the lottery
Besides maybe this time is different
I mean I really think you like me

Monday, July 22, 2013

A Short Q&A With Badsquirrel

                                                                            BADSQUIRREL



1. Why did you start writing?
I lived in my head most of my childhood. I liked writing, but I didn’t start writing down what was happening in my imagination until my late thirties. This was shortly after I stopped smoking weed and stopped being so lazy. I had the characters for Shine in my head and I got curious about whether or not I could write a full story. It took me a year to write the story and then I spent another year agonizing over every single word. It was quite rewarding to have the finished story in my hands.

2. If you had to do it all over again would you still write?
Yes, though I might have started earlier.

3. Once you’ve written a story do you ever sit down and read it for enjoyment?
I have re-read all of my stories at least once (okay, okay…many times) and must admit that I am sometimes shocked at what I read. A particular turn of phrase or a story line development will jump out at me and I have to wonder where that came from. I do not always recognize my thinking in my stories.

4. How did you start writing Xena fan fiction?
Not relevant. I don’t do Xena stories.

5. Is your muse a constant companion, or does it abandon you for long periods of time?
Is the muse the writing or the imagining? I have long periods where I don’t write, but the daydreaming of characters and situations is pretty constant. Sometimes there will be a particular scene that won’t stop playing out in my head and I have to write it down to make it stop. I have a lot of individual scenes written that do not turn into stories. I am currently in a dry spell as far as a story goes, but I do write scenes on a fairly regular basis.

6. How do you feel about sequels?
I love when an author takes a really good story and writes a sequel to it. It’s hard to let go of characters that really capture you. Caring about what happens to them doesn’t stop at the end of the first story. I am always grateful to see sequels. However, I have never written one. I have scenes for sequels in my head, but no full blown storylines.

7. Is writing a quiet thing for you, where there can't be any noise or conversation going on?
Most of the time, I write in complete silence. Sometimes I will have the TV on just for the illusion of company. I don’t listen to music at all when I am writing. I do not require the silence. It just sort of happens.

8. Do you prefer to write/read romance, angst, horror etc, etc?
I am a science fiction geek. I also like to read lesbian fiction. So far, I have only written romances.

9. What usually sparks a story idea for you?
I am never quite sure if I am going to write another story until I do. However, if I do write another one, it is going to have Bob the Pig in it. Where did Bob the Pig come from? Beats me. I was just sitting around daydreaming and I saw an enormous pig. His name is Bob. He is going to be the watch pig for one of my characters. I know where they live and I have a general plan for the story. I am just waiting for it to flesh itself into a full story so I can write it.

10. Where do your ideas come from?
I don’t know where my ideas come from, but I know why. I write romantic stories so that I don’t have to live them. I am not suited to having real relationships. By writing them, I can have all the romance I want and I get to be in total control. Everyone does what I want and I know how it’s going to turn out. In real life, people never do what I want and it makes me miserable. My story relationships are awesome. The sex is always mind blowing and everyone is happy.

11. What advice can you give to future writers?
Don’t succumb to writer’s block. If I feel stuck, I go to a movie or write a grocery list or power-watch a series on Netflix. If I can’t write today or this month, so what? Do something else. Sitting and staring at a blank piece of paper is silly. You’re just making it worse. Sometimes it can take days for a character to tell me what to say next. If you have to wait for a character to speak up, so be it. You don’t have to sit still while you wait. Go do something fun.

12. What has the show Xena meant to you?
I never watched it.

13. How do you feel about the way it ended?
See 12.

14. How real are your characters to you?
Very. Although, some characters are more real to me than others. Or maybe it’s that I like some of my characters more than others.

15. Do your characters speak to you?
Pretty much all the time.

16. Are you in control of your story, or do the characters run the show?
When I try to force the story my characters tend to go off on tangents. I’ll have to throw out pages and pages of weirdness in order to get back on track. The characters are in charge of flavor, but I am in charge of where the story goes.

17. How would you feel about another writer giving one of your characters a cameo in their story?
I don’t know how I feel about this. I suppose I would be open to it, but I’d like to be asked first.

18. Has online writing changed your life in any way?
It gives me something to brag about at parties.

19. Have you ever been stalked on the internet by an overzealous fan?
No.

20. Which one of your online stories is your favorite?
It’s hard to choose one. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Shine because it was my first, but if I had to choose one, I think it would be Dark Side of the Moon. The story is about Sarah, an emotionally stunted young woman, and Jordan, who runs a dungeon for the BDSM crowd as a hobby. Jordan wants people to be comfortable with her, but she has hidden her essence to do it and doesn’t know how to get it back. Sarah has to learn how to let people care about her. I had to stretch outside my comfort zone to write it. I think the characters in the story have more flaws than I usually write, but they are basically very good people. The challenge was to be accurate about BDSM without alienating readers or becoming too clinical. Of course, my last story, Warriors of the Heart, has Stevie in it. Stevie is an archetype for goodness. It’s hard not to love that.

21. Do you do a lot of rewrites?
After a story is written, I read it over and over, tweaking things here and there, but mostly small tweaks. While I am in the process of writing, it is two steps forward and one step back. I change things constantly.

22. Is there ever a point in your writing where you get stuck each and every time? How do you get out of it?
I hate writing sex scenes. Hate might not be a strong enough word. I loathe writing sex scenes. A one page sex scene can take me weeks to write and every moment of it is a misery. I love writing romance, but I wish I could just allude to the sex and move on. It is such a struggle. My beta reader (the indomitable QMBG) demands that I include sex scenes. She is quite insistent on it. That’s the only reason I do it and she deserves credit for pushing me to get it done.

23. Which part of the writing process do you enjoy the most and why?
I love that it is quiet and I am alone when writing, but the nature of what I am writing is like being in a relationship. I get all the good and none of the bad.

24. When you're working on a story are you obsessed with it until it's done?
Not so much. I can walk away for a day or ten, but I always go back.

25. Who are your favorite top five writers? Online or published.
The Dar and Kerry series by Melissa Good is probably my favorite. There’s no sex in it, but it drips romance. I don’t even know how many times I’ve read the series from start to finish. Every time she comes out with a new story in the series, I start at the beginning. Rita Mae Brown’s older works are a particular favorite. Six of One and Southern Discomfort are my faves. The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan has kept me riveted for decades. I have not read the last one yet as I don’t want it to end. In my next life, I want to be a dragon rider in Anne McCaffrey’s Pern series. Preferably a blue dragon. Then there is Tom Robbins and his quirky characters. He makes me think outside the box.

26. The song says "Who rules the world? Girls." If that were true would the world be a better place?
I don’t know, but I can’t imagine that it would be worse. It is nice to believe that women would do a better job, but women can be just as off-balance as men.

27. Do you write a story straight through, or do you write in pieces, then put it all together.
I write straight through most of the time, but the exception to that was Rumors. I wrote that story backwards. I wrote the last chapter first and then worked my way back to the beginning one chapter at a time. I had the story in my head when I started, but I just couldn’t write chapter one. I finally decided to write the loudest part and see what happened. It was a very odd process.

28. What do you enjoy most about writing?
The power. Mwahahaha. Actually, it’s like living in your daydreams. Anything can happen, but if you don’t like it, you just change it up. When I am writing, my connection to real life is a tenuous thing. I go to work every day and do what I need to do, but I’m not really there. I spend more time in the story than I do with the people around me. Also, I’m easier to get along with when I’m writing. I’m quietly distracted all the time instead of focusing on how irritating people are.

29. Do you read books for pleasure while you are writing?
Absolutely. I read every single day.

30. Do you have a favorite Greek God?
I love the whole panoply of Greek myth, but I do not have a favorite. They are all so flawed. It’s hard to admire any of them. Usually, it is the victim who draws my attention. Arachne is a favorite.

31. Have you created a character that you would like to meet?
In Dark Side of the Moon there is a woman named Amanda. She is the girlfriend of Pete, who is essentially Jordan’s butler. I do not dare to dream of a meeting that would culminate in any sort of intimate connection. In fact, I would probably be utterly speechless in her presence. But I would like to be in her orbit for a brief time.

32. Do you have a pet peeve?
OMG. There are so many. Let’s narrow it down to my top three. First, Wednesday. I propose we spell it Wensday. It just makes sense. Second, I hate the national anthem. It’s a stupid song. Let’s change it to America the Beautiful. Or My County Tis of Thee. Anything is better than what we have. Third, people who speed up to pass me and then slow down right in front of me. Why isn’t it legal to run those asswipes off the road?

33. What do you see yourself doing in the future?
Getting older and crankier.

34. What is your favorite word?
It’s a phrase. Superluminal translocation. I just love it.

35. What is your least favorite word?
No.

36. What turns you on?
Women.

37. What turns you off?
Men.

38. What sound or noise do you love?
Thunder.

39. What sound or noise do you hate?
Scraping an empty coffee can along a sandy sidewalk.

40. What is your favorite curse word?
I like them all. Frequently.

41. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I’ve always wanted to be a photographer for National Geographic magazine.

42. What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
Therapist. I just don’t care enough to even consider it.

43. If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Gotcha.




Here is BadSquirrel's favorite story:


The Dark Side of the Moon by BadSquirrel - 330 pages
The product of an emotionally bereft childhood, the only things Sarah Wylie has going for her are her drive and ambition. She has a plan for her life and every step she takes serves a purpose. Though it turns out to be rather unconventional, the job posted in the Student Union seems like the logical next step in the life she is building for herself. But her new job and employer will challenge every aspect of her character and the dreams she has fought so hard to achieve.
http://xenafiction.net/scrolls/badsquirrel_tdsotm1.html

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Chariots of War

                                     
                                    Chariots of War - Original Air Date September 11, 1995









In a peaceful valley where settlers have joined together to build a new barn, thugs under the command of the evil Cycnus suddenly swoop down in chariots and destroy the structure. Xena rides up just in time to pull a young boy to safety before he is crushed by the collapsing timbers.


For saving the boy's life, Sphaerus, Cycnus' son and the leader of the thugs, strikes her down with an arrow and rides off.


Darius, the young boy's father, nurses Xena's wound and insists that she stay with him and his children until it is healed.


That night, however, Sphaerus and his henchmen ride out of the darkness to attack again. The next day, Gabrielle meets Sphaerus and, unaware of what has happened, reveals the woman warrior's identity.



Later, Darius and the other townspeople meet with Sphaerus to arrange a peace, though none of the townspeople know that Cycnus has given his son orders to slaughter them all. Suspecting the worst, Xena insists on accompanying Darius to the meeting, though she lays down her warrior gear and is beautifully disguised in a dress that belonged to his late wife.



Before Sphaerus' hidden thugs can launch their attack, however, Xena discovers their hiding place and launches a fierce fight. Startled, the townspeople flee and Sphaerus, beginning to question his father's cruel plan, orders his men not to follow.



Fearful of Sphaerus' revenge, Darius prepares to move away before he returns. Xena tries to convince him to stay and fight, but when Darius refuses, she dons her warrior tunic and vows to continue the battle herself. At the same time, Cycnus, accusing his son of cowardice, leads the thugs in one last chariot raid against Xena and the townspeople.


Sending Gabrielle ahead to act as a decoy, Xena takes out several of Cycnus' men before commendeering a chariot and facing Cycnus and Sphaerus with her sword and chakram. Seeing her bravery and that Darius has returned to help her, Sphaerus turns his sword against his own father, vowing that the killing must end.



In the end, Xena slays Cycnus before he can kill his son. Sphaerus then promises that the townspeople shall live in peace and Xena and Gabrielle bid farewell to their new friends before continuing on their journey.




Cast

Lucy Lawless as Xena

Renee O'Connor as Gabrielle

Nick Kokotakis as Darius

Jeffrey Thomas as Cycnus

Stuart Turner as Sphaerus

Nigel Godfrey as Tynus

Robert Harte as Ugly Ruffian

Dane Jerro as Homesteader

Patrick Morrison as Lycus

Ruth Morrison as Sarita

Morgan Palmer Hubbard as Argolis


Disclaimer
No disclaimer.


Quotes

"So Zeus, in his appreciation, turned the two lovers into oak trees. And then do you know what happened?"

"Somebody built a boat out of them?"

"No, their branches intertwined and they spent the rest of their days in each other's embrace."

"What's the point?"

"Come on, Xena. I believe everyone will find their tree in the forest someday. Even you."

"I find the strongest trees in the forest stand alone."

"You don't have to be strong all the time, Xena. Sometimes it's good for the soul to be soft."
-- Gabrielle and Xena


"Are you so brave that you fear somebody caring for you?"
-- Darius

"You call that a jump?"

"No, it was a frantic leap."
-- Xena and Gabrielle


Trivia

This episode is the first time the name Chakram is used.


Story Recommendation:

Another Amazon Princess by My Osage - 19 pages   
Let's step back again to a time where Gabrielle is a content, competent Amazon Princess and Xena is every amazon's fantasy. Can they can ignore their instant mutual attraction? I think not
http://www.academyofbards.org/fanfic/m/myosage_amazonprincess.html

Friday, July 19, 2013

Till There Was You by S. Anne Gardner

Intense. That’s the word that comes to mind when I think about the stories written by S. Anne Gardner. Intense. This story is no exception, it’s just as penetrating and passionate as any of her other works. But, I will say this. In my opinion this story is as close as S. Anne has ever come to a sweet uncomplicated romantic tale.

Notice that I said close. There is still angst, drama, misunderstandings and big blow ups, but unlike her other stories there is no years long separations to endure, or devious deceptions between the lovers to wade through, and there is no vengeful, misguided dark woman blackmailing an ex-childhood friend into a relationship. Nope, this story is about Julia Alston-Vale a rich, closed-off executive that, as she puts it, “Owns the county.”

But Julia has personal demons that she has to fight (another S. Anne standard) The one person in her life that she loves unconditionally is her niece, Nicole. Nicole is the only person that can get passed the walls that Julia has built around her heart. That is until Julia spots Theodora Greyson riding her horse on Julia’s land . . .without permission. (uh, oh) Once she’s confronted by the irate Julia, Theodora makes the unimaginable offense of insisting that Julia would “Please, call me Teddy.” How dare the woman!

After reading that I guess you wonder why I would say that this is very close to being a sweet uncomplicated romantic tale. I say that because the dominate lead character in this story isn’t as dark as the others the author has written about. She is still demanding, and at times questionably aggressive in her desire for Teddy, but the conflicts that present themselves to the women don’t stretch out for overly long periods of time, and it doesn’t really take that long for Julia and Teddy to admit their attraction to one another. But read it for yourself and tell me what you think about Till There Was You.


Till There Was You by S. Anne Gardner - 134 pages
http://web.archive.org/web/20080517153456/http://xenafiction.net/scrolls/anne_gardner_ttwy1.html

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

A Short Q&A With Capt_Esq

                                                                                 CAPT_ESQ




1. Why did you start writing?
I finally listened to the voice in my head that said “you can do this just as well.”

2. If you had to do it all over again would you still write?
Yes, the satisfaction and relaxation is very comforting when I’m writing.

3. Once you’ve written a story do you ever read it again?
On occasion, but not often, because I tend to find errors and fault, this is especially true of the first story I wrote.

4. How did you start writing Xena fan fiction? 
I found it easy to imagine characters that already had some form of personality already built in.

5. Is your muse a constant companion, or does it abandon you for long periods of time?
I do have periods of abandonment.

6. How do you feel about sequels?
I tend to find sequels often lacking compared to the original.

7. Is writing a quiet thing for you, where there can't be any noise or conversation going on? 
Outside noise doesn’t bother me.  In fact, I’ve even done it at work LOL. Interruption bothers me more.

8. Do you prefer to write/read romance, angst, horror etc, etc?  
Romance with a good plot and not overdone sex.

9. What usually sparks a story idea for you? 
No clue. Though some have come from dreams I have had, or real life experiences.

10. Do you write a story straight through, or do you write in pieces, then put it all together.
I write straight through, though will edit as I go along.

11. What advice can you give to future writers?
Stick do it and don’t listen to 1 or 2 critical people.  Be happy with your work and realize they may have no experience trying to create something.

12. What has the show Xena meant to you?
I feel it opened the door for strong women characters at the time and which we now often see on TV.

13. How do you feel about the way it ended?
I was a little disappointed and felt it was a bit over the top.

14. How real are your characters to you? 
Very.  The basics are sometimes drafted from real life for me.

15. Do your characters speak to you? 
Yes

16. Are you in control of your story, or do the characters run the show? 
I tend to control there lives though situations may be steered by circumstances.

17. How would you feel about another writer giving one of your characters a cameo in their story?  
I would be fine with it, so long as they asked first.

18. Has online writing changed your life in any way?
Not particularly, though it has given me an great outlet for writing.

19. Which one of your online stories is your favorite?
“Safe Haven.” But I am starting to like my current project “Traumatic Love”

20. What is your favorite word? 
Comfort

21. What is your least favorite word?
Fuck. I feel it is well over used.

22. What turns you on? 
Confidence

23. What turns you off?
Arrogance

24. What sound or noise do you love? 
Thunder

25. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of my boss’s voice

26. What is your favorite curse word? 
CRAP!

27. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? 
Anything that would limit my interaction with the public at large.

28. What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
My current one.

29. If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? 
“You were right.”

30. Do you have to do a lot of rewrites?
I don’t really go back and rewrite unless I am editing at the same time.  Even then I am usually working along on the next chapter.

31. Is there ever a point in your writing where you get stuck each and every time? How do you get out of it?
Sometimes I will have difficulty.  Most times I will resort to outlining the scene. I don’t work of a full outline, I just type as I go and let the story flow.

32. Which part of the writing process do you enjoy the most and why? 
The dialogue, as I feel that is where the personalities really come through the most.

33. When you're working on a story are you obsessed with it until it's done? 
Not really. I have gone long periods without working on a story when real life gets in my way.

34. Who are your favorite top five writers? Online or published. 
I don’t really have favorites.  I will read anything.  Though my most enjoyable stories came from LJ Maas.

35. The song says "Who rules the world? Girls. If that were true would the world be a better place? 
Not really, as I’m of the feeling that anyone in power positions usual are elitists and will allow power to corrupt to some extent.

36. Where do your ideas come from?
The voices in my head.

37. What do you enjoy most about writing? 
Again, dialogue.  I find it the most enjoyable part.

38. Do you read books for pleasure while you are writing?
Yes

39. Do you have a favorite Greek God? 
Athena

40. Do you have a pet peeve?
The improper use of “good” and “well” and knuckle cracking.

41. Have you ever been stalked on the internet by an overzealous fan? 
No

42. What do you see yourself doing in the future? 
Living in Provincetown and writing as often as I wanted to.

43. Have you created a character that you would like to meet?
I think out of all of them Sam from my "Safe Haven" would fascinate me the most.



Here is Capt_Esq's favorite story, Safe Haven aka Peconic Haven
Peconic Haven by Capt_Esq - 163 pages
Niamh (pronounced: Neeve) Fitzpatrick is a thirty five year old, bookstore owner, who has two strangers enter her life at the same time. One is a shy, remote woman, while the other appears to have more dark intentions.
http://xenafiction.net/scrolls/capt_esq_peconic_haven.html